Michigan 51, Colorado State 7: Can't escape the inevitable

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We’re all friends here, right? Then let’s kick this season off by hopping into the trust tree.

I’d love to tell you all that most of my excitement for Michigan’s return to the gridiron was about the pageantry. Seeing the Michigan Marching Band take the field. Watching the players touch the banner. Hearing “Mr. Brightside” and “Pump It Up” come over the P…