Big Ten Power rankings (Post-Week 5): No movement at the top, so let's bring on the gimmicks

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For the first time this season, there was no movement whatsoever within the top 5 of my power rankings. So I need to do something to break up the monotony of saying “Penn State good. Iowa good. Northwestern bad.” The answer? Let’s bring on the gimmicks.

To mix things up a bit this week, I decided to have each tier write-up be in the form of a limerick. I…